/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The first indication that something was terribly wrong with our planet was the vast number of fish we found washed up on the shores.

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The strange man in the van seemed excited to give me a ride when he found out the my little brother and I were home alone.

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I always thought nobody would ever be dumb enough to keep a zombie "alive".

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I woke up in complete darkness breathing through a tube

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Hello, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a standard jail cell lock.

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After midnight on the 4th night of watching over Mr. & Mrs. Johnston’s farm while they were away, I swallowed anxiously and began to sweat as I read their latest text.

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“There are no monsters in here,” I said to my son nonchalantly, “but you can sleep with me tonight.”

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While having sex with my girlfriend, I stuck it in the wrong hole NSFW

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"Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have You Any Wool?" NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The first indication that something was terribly wrong with our planet was the vast number of fish we found washed up on the shores.	4856
The strange man in the van seemed excited to give me a ride when he found out the my little brother and I were home alone.	4853
I always thought nobody would ever be dumb enough to keep a zombie "alive".	4853
I woke up in complete darkness breathing through a tube	4806
Hello, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a standard jail cell lock.	4785
After midnight on the 4th night of watching over Mr. & Mrs. Johnston’s farm while they were away, I swallowed anxiously and began to sweat as I read their latest text.	4741
[deleted by user]	4731
“There are no monsters in here,” I said to my son nonchalantly, “but you can sleep with me tonight.”	4714
While having sex with my girlfriend, I stuck it in the wrong hole NSFW	4653
"Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have You Any Wool?" NSFW	4558